Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Optimism opens the door to great things.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Happy indictment week to all who celebrate!

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Not all heroes wear capes.

This blog will pay for itself.

The revolution will be supervised.

The words do not have to be perfect.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

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Ten Second Movie Reviews, a service of the Curmudgeon’s Corner:

Planet of the Apes– Time flew by like I was hitting my big toe with a hammer. New Kids on the Block still suck.

Tomb Raider– Less pleasant than showering in prison. Wished I had spent the time necking with my brother.

The Mummy Returns– Made me want to take a coat hanger to someone.

Someone Like You– Chick Flick. Drink heavily before your girlfriend gets there.

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