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A friend (who has a

by John Cole|  January 9, 200210:38 pm| Leave a Comment

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A friend (who has a much higher threshold for pain than yours truly) just called to inform me that, as I type this, Slash is on ABC abusing a guitar while Michael Jackson is singing ‘Beat It.” I was also informed that it appears that Pam Anderson has been re-re-re-re-augmented, if you know what I mean. The horror of it all- this is why my television spends most of its time idling on the History Channel (or hitler channel as my ex called it).

Me-thinks the Taliban may have been on to something with the music ban.

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