Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

The words do not have to be perfect.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

In my day, never was longer.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

We still have time to mess this up!

You cannot shame the shameless.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

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