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David Letterman on the Pretzel

by John Cole|  January 15, 20022:12 pm| Leave a Comment

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David Letterman on the Pretzel Incident:

“It’s no laughing matter,” Letterman said. “He had a cut on his forehead, his cheek was bruised, and this president is not even married to Hillary.”

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