David Letterman on the Pretzel Incident:
“It’s no laughing matter,” Letterman said. “He had a cut on his forehead, his cheek was bruised, and this president is not even married to Hillary.”
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.
Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.
The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.
We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.
This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.
Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.
The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.
Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.
A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.
Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.
Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.
Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.
Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.
Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.
Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?
I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Stay strong, because they are weak.
Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.
We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.
We’re watching the self-immolation of the leading world power on a level unprecedented in human history.
Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.
It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.
