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Al Sharpton was just on

by John Cole|  January 28, 20029:40 pm| Leave a Comment

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Al Sharpton was just on Hannity and Colmes. The vapid delivery and insipid nature of his comments nearly caused my brains to leak out my ears. However, I did learn that the good Rev. Al has set up a legal action for Enron employees, and good ole Johnny Cochran will be leading the charge. Yeehaw!! Superbowl schmooperbowl. If the prospect of those two clogging up our legal system for months and getting daily coverage on the cable networks doesn’t get you motivated to pay your cable bill for a couple of months, nothing will.

I will leave it up to Will Warren to come up with words that rhyme with 401k and acquit.

In an unrelated note, Colmes hinted that the detainees at Camp X-Ray might be suffering cruel punishment because you can’t get good bagels in Cuba.

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