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U.S. Forces and Allies Storm

by John Cole|  January 28, 20028:41 pm| Leave a Comment

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U.S. Forces and Allies Storm Afghan Hospital, Killing 6

That is how you handle terrorist Islamo-fascist thugs. You send them to meet Allah. The world is a better and safer place already.

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