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OK. The pundits all seem

by John Cole|  January 29, 200210:50 pm| Leave a Comment

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OK. The pundits all seem agog with this speech. I thought it was a luke-warm ‘O.k.’

I still think his best speech was his acceptance speech at the 2000 Republican Convention. In particular, these lines:

A time of prosperity is a test of vision. And our nation today needs vision. That is a fact … or as my opponent might call it, a “risky truth scheme.” Every one of the proposals I’ve talked about tonight, he has called a “risky scheme,” over and over again.

It is the sum of his message — the politics of the roadblock, the philosophy of the stop sign.

If my opponent had been there at the moon launch, it would have been a “risky rocket scheme.”

If he’d been there when Edison was testing the light bulb, it would have been a “risky anti-candle scheme.”

And if he’d been there when the Internet was invented well … I understand he actually was there for that.

He now leads the party of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. But the only thing he has to offer is fear itself.

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