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I have messed with this

by John Cole|  February 11, 20027:50 pm| Leave a Comment

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I have messed with this template all I choose to. Should anyone go absolutely nuts and decide to design a brand new website for me, that would be delightful. However, this is the best I can do right now, and I had to rely heavily on Mr. Quick and Ms. Hart.

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