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I feel like death warmed

by John Cole|  February 25, 20022:36 pm| Leave a Comment

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I feel like death warmed over. Do not expect a lot of postings today. Apparently there are two forms of the flu ravaging my campus- the first is the chest cold sinus one, the other involves vomiting and other unpleasantness involving a different orifice.

I have both.

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