Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Come on, man.

A Senator Walker would be an insult to the state and the nation.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

The revolution will be supervised.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

The willow is too close to the house.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

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I am sick for a few days, and Will Warren cranks out some more gems at Unremitting Verse. Guess who he is talking about here:

My legacy needs tending, so I travel round the world:
The banner of philanthropy I always fly unfurled.
I teach my people history they really ought to know,
While guiding foreign policy in ways it ought to go.
I gaze into the future-I’m a quite astounding seer;
I’ve a sweet and even temper that is quite without a peer.
I love my fellow creatures-I do all the good I can-
Yet everybody says I’m such a disagreeable man!
And I can’t think why!

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