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Every time I hear George

by John Cole|  March 11, 20028:01 pm| Leave a Comment

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Every time I hear George Bush use the letter ‘r’ in a sentence, I think to myself that “I bet he slurred like hell when he was drunk.”

Listen for his r’s the next time you hear him speak.

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