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The folks at Protein Wisdom

by John Cole|  March 11, 20027:19 pm| Leave a Comment

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The folks at Protein Wisdom award Charles Barkley with their Al Sharpton Award for Idiocy in Race-baiting for his comments in the latest Sports Illustrated. I get SI, and I gotta admit that those remarks stood out as stupid, but they were a very minor part of the entire story. Charles had some other great quotes, including this one about Enron:

“Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That’s like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool.”

You folks at Protein Wisdom go easy on the Round Mound of Rebound.

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