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I am not a lawyer.

by John Cole|  March 12, 20028:04 pm| Leave a Comment

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I am not a lawyer.
I am not a psychiatrist or psychologist.
I was not in the courtroom.
I was not there when she murdered the five children.

But if Andrea Yates is sane, then I am a winged pig.

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