I am not a lawyer.
I am not a psychiatrist or psychologist.
I was not in the courtroom.
I was not there when she murdered the five children.
But if Andrea Yates is sane, then I am a winged pig.
Comments are closed.
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.
When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.
“More of this”, i said to the dog.
I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.
Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.
Hot air and ill-informed banter
If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.
Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard
Nothing worth doing is easy.
Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.
“But what about the lurkers?”
Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?
If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!
No one could have predicted…
Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.
Optimism opens the door to great things.
Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.
Fuck these fucking interesting times.
Battle won, war still ongoing.
You cannot shame the shameless.
Accountability, motherfuckers.
