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You are Gonzo!You’re a bit

by John Cole|  March 19, 20029:57 pm| Leave a Comment

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You are Gonzo!
You’re a bit loopy, and many people have trouble figuring out exactly what you’re supposed to be. You take pride in your eccentricity and originality.

Take the What Muppet Are You? Quiz!

Via Matthew Edgar.

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