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by John Cole|  March 20, 20025:43 pm| Leave a Comment

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This may be one of the greatest opening lines in blog history:

You got your French Fries, which are soaked in grease, and your French Toast, which is soaked in eggs, and your French Cooperation, which is soaked in sanctimony.

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