• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

Stand up, dammit!

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

If America since Jan 2025 hasn’t broken your heart, you haven’t loved her enough.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Open Threads / Why I Love West Virginia,

Why I Love West Virginia,

by John Cole|  March 22, 20027:51 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

FacebookTweetEmail

Why I Love West Virginia, Part 9987

There are a number of reasons to love West Virginia, but you have to just love the common sense of my fellow citizens.

For two weeks now, our local newspaper (why by any objective account is an absolute disgrace- but hey, it is in color and online!) has been running what can only be classified as a hysterical shock campaign about the perils of underage drinking. Morgantown, is a college town with 25k kids. College students drink, even when they are not of legal age. Thus, there is a terrifying underage drinking problem- but not the kind you would think if you read the newspapaer. A couple days reading the blather and you would think that every 13 year old kid in Mon. County was drunk like a monkey.

At any rate, the newspaper asked people to send in their suggestions for ways to combat this horrible menace. How do you think the majority of West Virginians think you can combat underage drinking?

Lowering the drinking age to 18.

I love West Virginia.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « This paragraph in Jonah Goldberg’s
Next Post: Another amusing site, although I »

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - Albatrossity - Landscapes, Global 1
Photo by Albatrossity (1/31/26)

Mary Peltola Alaska Senate

Donate

Order Your Pet Calendars!

Order Calendar A

Order Calendar B

 

Recent Comments

  • Baud on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 7:25am)
  • geg6 on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 7:24am)
  • Princess on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 7:23am)
  • Ramalama on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Jan 21, 2026 @ 7:20am)
  • Skyweaver on On The Road – ema – How Do They Do That? (Jan 21, 2026 @ 7:19am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
On Artificial Intelligence (7-part series)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)

Mary Peltola Alaska Senate

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!