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For some reason, I just

by John Cole|  March 31, 20023:38 pm| Leave a Comment

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For some reason, I just really enjoyed this sentence from Greg Hlatky at A Dog’s Life:

CLINTON SUCK-UP Jonathan Alter slobbers all over the former President, who’s trying to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

*** Update ***

I read the piece, and Hlatky is right. Alter does slober all over Clinton.

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