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A big thanks to my

by John Cole|  June 11, 200211:55 pm| Leave a Comment

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A big thanks to my conservative Ohio bedfellow, Kevin Holtsberry, who had faith in me the past 6 weeks even when I was convinced I was going to get struck by lightning and drop dead in my recent spout of bizarre luck.

Thanks Kevin- And you will be addicted to the salsa, I swear. Make sure you take the time to pick only the leaves off of the 1/3 bunch of cilantro you use….

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