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Well, I survived the birthday,

by John Cole|  June 23, 20027:49 pm| Leave a Comment

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Well, I survived the birthday, and now I am in Charleston for the week to teach. Staying a Microtel, which is small, but immaculate, and unbelievably cheap (240 bucks for 6 nights).

I had forgotten how much dial up modem technology bites the big one. Bring me my cable modem!!!

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