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Check out this hysterical story

by John Cole|  July 11, 20028:12 pm| Leave a Comment

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Check out this hysterical story by Tim Blair (via the Blogfather).

The World Wildlife Fund used to be one of the more sensible environmental advocacy groups, with a guiding philosophy of “Please don’t hurt the cute little panda babies.” Now they’ve turned lunatic. Let’s see how they compare with that other crazy WWF, the World Wrestling Federation:

World Wrestling Federation: Appeal based on comically threatening entities named the Undertaker, the Rock, Latino Heat.

World Wildlife Fund: Appeal based on comically threatening entities named the Greenhouse Effect, Global Warming, Overpopulation, Kyoto Protocol.

World Wrestling Federation: Supporters mainly young, under-educated and gullible.

World Wildlife Fund: Supporters mainly young, over-educated and gullible.

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