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Two more reasons to like

by John Cole|  July 18, 20027:50 am| Leave a Comment

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Two more reasons to like Ted Williams

From the June 15th Sports Illustrated, describing Williams at training camp in 1979:

He would show up every morning in his old Ford station wagon, identifiable only by the IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS sticker on the rusty bumper.”

and

I stood with other members of the new generation of the Knights of the Keyboard, William’s term for his longtime adversaries in the press box

Thanks again, Ted.

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