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Paging Mr. Raines Don Rumsfeld,

by John Cole|  July 30, 20028:31 pm| Leave a Comment

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Paging Mr. Raines

Don Rumsfeld, and thus, the administration, has stated that Saddam Hussein is a bad man with nasty toys. It is now official. On the record. Could we please have your permission to attack now?

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