Just got my tickets to Puerto Rico in December. Take that, Global Cooling. Or thank goodness for global warming. Or something.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?
It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.
Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?
Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.
Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”
Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?
Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.
“Squeaker” McCarthy
In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.
That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.
Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.
Impressively dumb. Congratulations.
They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!
A consequence of cucumbers
The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.
The revolution will be supervised.
We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.
They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.
Republicans don’t trust women.
And we’re all out of bubblegum.
Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.
