Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

“woke” is the new caravan.

He wakes up lying, and he lies all day.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

I’m more Christian than these people and I’m an atheist.

It’s easier to kill a dangerous animal than a man who just happens to have different thoughts/values than one’s own.

This blog will pay for itself.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

The frogs are rarely mistaken.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

The jury literally has a bell they can ring to force Trump to show up on command. Greatest thing ever!

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

“Let’s not pretend [Trump] wants to engage in high-minded discourse.”

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

You are here: Home / Open Threads / I suffered the most bizarre

I suffered the most bizarre

by | 1 Comment

This post is in: 

I suffered the most bizarre injury ever yesterday. After having three vodka tonics while watching my beloved Steelers get manhandled by the Patriots, I decided to have a sandwich and a pickle. While trying to open my big jar of pickles, which was really sealed tight (and one of those big bulk pickle jars), my hand slipped and I wrenched all the muscles in my back.

I am not sure what hurts worse. The pain, or how the injury occurred. The doctor laughed at me.

Reader Interactions

Comments are closed.

Trackbacks

  1. […] As to the worst blog posts entry, Kevin has the official poll here. While it is funny, you all took the opportunity to point out some of my worst posts (this has to be one of the worst), I should probably just shut up so I am not collateral damage in the yuk fest. This post is pretty damned funny, as well, and I remember being in pain for a week. […]