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Is John Madden George Bush’s

by John Cole|  September 24, 200212:12 am| Leave a Comment

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Is John Madden George Bush’s Speech-writer?

At the end of tonight’s MNF game, John Madden stated:

“When you win, you know, everyone is around, and when you lose, you can’t find anyone.”

Using my Bush to English dictionary, that would be this quote:

“Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan.”- John F. Kennedy

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