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Time to go to bed

by John Cole|  September 24, 200212:17 am| Leave a Comment

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Time to go to bed so I can wake up tomorrow, go earn a living, and pay my taxes so we can build more bombs and bullets to use on Islamofascists and other enemies of the state. I just wish I could etch my name in a couple of the rounds.

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