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Have You Ever Noticed Every

by John Cole|  October 8, 20027:55 pm| Leave a Comment

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Have You Ever Noticed

Every time that there are protestors on Capitol Hill, they are immediately ushered away from cameras and then arrested. Why don’t they ever arrest them on the spot? Is it because they don’t want to set the precedent of arresting someone for saying something stupid on the floor of the Senate?

Actually, that is probably a good idea. Both Senators from West Virginia would be incarcerated already if public stupidity were a crime.

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