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Meet Sour Bob’s Best Friend:

by John Cole|  October 10, 20027:36 pm| Leave a Comment

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Meet Sour Bob’s Best Friend:

My Best Friend Is The Most Annoying Person In The World

I didn’t plan to end up with this guy as my best friend.

He’s painfully uncool. He watches wrestling for chrissakes. He loves video games and insists on discussing their nuances in agonizing detail, even as I’ve assured him repeatedly that I do not give a fuck. His wardrobe is an odd mix of items that should have died on the Old Navy

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