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Sometimes You Just Gotta Feel

by John Cole|  October 17, 20029:09 am| Leave a Comment

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Sometimes You Just Gotta Feel For the Democrats:

They tried to have their little economic summit last week, and approximately NO ONE covered it. They try to tell us the economy is the worst it has been in 50 years- worse even than the last time they said this against a Bush, and the market goes up 1000 points. It is so desperate that Gephardt is proposing tax rebates. And what is on the front page of all the papers today?

North Korea, Iraq, and the U.N.

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