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The new republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Let’s finish the job.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Republicans in disarray!

Not all heroes wear capes.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

Thanks for reminding me that Van Jones needs to be slapped.

Joe Lieberman disappointingly reemerged to remind us that he’s still alive.

This blog will pay for itself.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

He wakes up lying, and he lies all day.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Bark louder, little dog.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

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My favorite line from Tom Harkin’s (Dipshit, Iowa) idiotic speech at the pep-rally the other night was this gem:

Please stand up for Paul, and fight for better wages for those who mop our floors and clean our bathrooms.

This is populism? This is elitism. Translation:

We should have the moral courage to stand up and pay our servants more. Won’t you please join me in this crusade? For Paul? Please?

Hey Tom- You have people mopping your floors and cleaning your bathrooms. Fine. But if you want better wages for them, how ’bout you give em a raise and leave me out of it. Me, I mop my own floor and clean my own bathroom (I also do my kitchen, wash my car, go to work, clean up after my cat, do my laundry, and make my bed). I can tell you how you can give me better wages. Keep your idiotic ideas out of my life, and quit trying to tax the living daylights out of me, you corn-fed fraud.

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