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Football I am still reeling

by John Cole|  November 12, 20028:25 pm| Leave a Comment

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I am still reeling from the way the Steelers managed to snatch a tie from the jaws of victory against the Falcons on Sunday. Trent Lott and Democrats, you could learn something from this- When you play to not lose, you might just get what you ask for.

I also need some input from everyone. Why is it than when a team gets called for a false start, the official does the hand signal for fales start, and then states:

“Prior to the snap, false start, offense.”

Is there such a thing as a post snap false start? I thought only the offense could false start. Why don;t they just do the hand signal, and then say, “False Start, # 64, five-yard penalty?”

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