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You Have to Be Kidding

by John Cole|  November 12, 200211:05 pm| Leave a Comment

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You Have to Be Kidding Me

Fresh from demonstrating their utter spinelessness on the issue of buggering young male children, U.S. Roman Catholic Bishops have gathered at their annual conference to draft a statement to express their moral reservations about going to war against Iraq.

Hey- You guys in the funny hats- Two words for you- “Moral Authority.”

As used in this sentence:- People who are so gutless that they can not stand up to their leadership that those who rape 9 year old boys should be treated with zero tolerance, prosecuted, and put away for life, have no MORAL AUTHORITY.

I wonder how O.J.’s search for the real killers is going?

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