Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Republicans would impeach Biden if he bit into a whole Kit Kat rather than breaking the sections apart.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

Donald Jessica Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

Good lord, these people are nuts.

When we show up, we win.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Cole, when it comes to calico cats, restraint is overrated.

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Fresh from demonstrating their utter spinelessness on the issue of buggering young male children, U.S. Roman Catholic Bishops have gathered at their annual conference to draft a statement to express their moral reservations about going to war against Iraq.

Hey- You guys in the funny hats- Two words for you- “Moral Authority.”

As used in this sentence:- People who are so gutless that they can not stand up to their leadership that those who rape 9 year old boys should be treated with zero tolerance, prosecuted, and put away for life, have no MORAL AUTHORITY.

I wonder how O.J.’s search for the real killers is going?

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