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Just to Make Things Easier

by John Cole|  January 2, 20036:04 pm| Leave a Comment

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Just to Make Things Easier For my Opposition Research:

Will the Senate Democrats who are NOT running for President in 2004 please step forward. The rest of you please step back. This pack is going to rival the seven dwarves of 1988.

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