Just to Make Things Easier

by John Cole| January 2, 20036:04 pm| Leave a Comment

Just to Make Things Easier For my Opposition Research:

Will the Senate Democrats who are NOT running for President in 2004 please step forward. The rest of you please step back. This pack is going to rival the seven dwarves of 1988.

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I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

“woke” is the new caravan.

White supremacy is terrorism.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Bad news for Ron DeSantis is great news for America.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Just to Make Things Easier