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Slow news day, so I

by John Cole|  January 6, 20037:55 pm| Leave a Comment

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Slow news day, so I have one more grievance I would like to air before I settle down to a night of hockey and reading.

Why can I only find the super-sized gourmet croutons at the store anymore. What happened to the itty bitty perfectly square ones that were hard as hell that I really like? I can’t find the damned things anywhere. And Kroger keeps hiding the plain tomato soup that comes ina can. I don’t want the pre-made stuff, I don’t want chunks in it, I just want 1950’s era add milk to the can tomato soup. How else am I supposed to eat my grilled cheese sandwiches?

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