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Where Are the Osbourne’s?

by John Cole|  January 8, 20034:47 pm| 2 Comments

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LOS ANGELES(AP) – A gunman who apparently believed his neighbors were demons shot to death a 67-year-old man and critically injured his son before surrendering, police said.
The man was arrested Monday evening after a three-hour standoff at a North Hollywood home.

Does anyone know where Ozzy Osbourne and his son are, and if so, are they in good health?

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  1. 1.

    Cynthia Garcia

    June 9, 2003 at 8:37 pm

    You know what? Ozzy and Jack are the kind of people I wish I could see every day of my life. Jack, himself has more courage and more guts than anyone I know now. If I could EVER get a single chance to meet him… I would give him a medal he so willingly deserves… and I think him and his family have suffered enough humiliation. I’m tired of seeing them get kicked around.

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    Annette

    October 1, 2003 at 4:52 pm

    K THE OSBOURNES ARE NOT FUKIN KILLERS OR DEMON NEIGHBOURNS THEY ARE FUKIN KEWL DO NOT MESS WITH THEM!

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