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Holy Joe Lashes Out!

by John Cole|  January 14, 20039:51 am| Leave a Comment

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The Democrat’s answer to Bill Bennett, Joe Lieberman, announced yesterday that he was running for President, Holy Joe Lashes Out!”>and then promptly lashed out at Hollywood. Apparently, Joe knows movies, and Joe knows video games, and he doesn’t like what he sees (and thus what you see). This is fabulous- I can’t wait to live in a state that combines the fiscal paternalism of the worst Democrats and the social paternalism/nanny state mentality of the rabid right-wingers. I might move to Canada- except there is no chance Joe will win. The Democrats will never, never, never elect a Jew.

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