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Geek Hierarchy

by John Cole|  January 22, 200311:48 pm| 1 Comment

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In case you were wondering where you are in the big scheme of things, you can plot where you stand using this Geek Hierarchy Flowchart.

Via The Corner

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    Bill Quick

    January 25, 2003 at 11:59 pm

    I see that as a published SF author I’m at the very top. Is that supposed to be a Good Thing, or a Bad Thing?

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