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Two Can Type

by John Cole|  January 22, 20039:38 pm| 1 Comment

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    Dan Hopkins

    January 26, 2003 at 9:33 am

    I read a while back about some jo-moke who came up with a program that would identify keystrokes made by a cat.

    dunno how many are real troubled by this problem, but whoever had the time to come up with the program has my envy and admiration.

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