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Are You Ready For Some Football?

by John Cole|  January 27, 20034:44 pm| 2 Comments

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No comments. I just liked this picture.

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Kitkatska, a 20-year-old female walrus, grabs a football at SeaWorld San Diego’s Wild Arctic attraction, Friday, Jan. 24, 2003. In anticipation of Sunday’s Super Bowl, animal handlers trained the walrus to ‘suction’ a football. After seizing the football, the walrus tosses it skyward. (AP Photo/SeaWorld San Diego, Bob Couey)

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  1. 1.

    Bill Ewing

    January 27, 2003 at 5:04 pm

    Judging by the results, a manatee might have been more appropriate.

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    Dodd

    January 27, 2003 at 5:09 pm

    Wow! That walrus sucks at football almost as much as my Raiders did yesterday!

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