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Is This Racist?

by John Cole|  January 29, 20039:27 pm| Leave a Comment

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A little ditty about Condeleezza Rice:

“Condoleezza” (Sung to the Nat King Cole classic, Mona Lisa)

“Condoleezza, Condoleezza, what you be doin’?
That neo-facist black-haired token schwarze dog.

“Is you there ’cause you a high-toned public Negro?
Is you their black-haired answer-mammy who be smart?
Does they like how you shine their shoes, Condoleezza?
Or the way you wash and park the whiteys cars.

“Georgie junior says he trusts you, Condoleezza.
Who said our [unintelligible] off the greedy oil woes.
But then he make you clean all the White House bathrooms.
The public sink, the toilet and let’s scrub the floors.”

Hey Atrios– Is this racist? Where is the NAACP when you need them?

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