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In Their Own Words

by John Cole|  January 30, 200310:58 am| 10 Comments

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At the end of her 10 page NUDE LAYOUT, Pennelope Jimenez, Playboy’s Miss March 2003, states her Life Ambitions:

“To finish school and make my daddy proud.”

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  1. 1.

    Brian

    January 30, 2003 at 11:05 am

    I don’t even want to think about it, let alone discuss it.

  2. 2.

    Bubba

    January 30, 2003 at 12:48 pm

    She means her SUGAR daddy, of course.

  3. 3.

    DC

    January 30, 2003 at 2:06 pm

    Here we are in January and you have already dissected the March issue. Impressive.

  4. 4.

    Kathy K

    January 30, 2003 at 6:00 pm

    Since I don’t know her daddy, I can’t comment accurately. But I will admit that I believe that finishing school is a good start.

  5. 5.

    charles austin

    January 31, 2003 at 4:31 pm

    The only thing that comes to mind is, “Who’s your daddy?”

  6. 6.

    Acidman

    February 1, 2003 at 1:47 pm

    Hell, I’m proud of her!
    I don’t know her daddy.

  7. 7.

    Noel

    February 4, 2003 at 4:09 am

    Who knows, maybe her Daddy once told her… “you’ll grow up to be a fine peeler one day.” Different strokes…

  8. 8.

    MackDaddy

    February 13, 2003 at 1:57 pm

    OH YEAH! I sure am proud of her…that’s my daughter!

  9. 9.

    jack

    March 7, 2003 at 1:21 am

    i knew her a few years ago. she’s actually a nice person. and, to bum you all out, so is her dad. i suspect he’s fine with it…

  10. 10.

    nutopia

    April 17, 2003 at 12:14 am

    This girl is so fine. Prediction: Pennelope will be PMOY 2003

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