At the end of her 10 page NUDE LAYOUT, Pennelope Jimenez, Playboy’s Miss March 2003, states her Life Ambitions:
“To finish school and make my daddy proud.”
Discuss.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.
I did not have this on my fuck 2024 bingo card.
Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.
So many bastards, so little time.
“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”
The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.
He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Black Jesus loves a paper trail.
Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.
Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.
You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.
If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.
Republicans do not pay their debts.
“But what about the lurkers?”
SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.
Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.
Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?
Shut up, hissy kitty!
You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.
Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…
Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.
Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
Brian
I don’t even want to think about it, let alone discuss it.
Bubba
She means her SUGAR daddy, of course.
DC
Here we are in January and you have already dissected the March issue. Impressive.
Kathy K
Since I don’t know her daddy, I can’t comment accurately. But I will admit that I believe that finishing school is a good start.
charles austin
The only thing that comes to mind is, “Who’s your daddy?”
Acidman
Hell, I’m proud of her!
I don’t know her daddy.
Noel
Who knows, maybe her Daddy once told her… “you’ll grow up to be a fine peeler one day.” Different strokes…
MackDaddy
OH YEAH! I sure am proud of her…that’s my daughter!
jack
i knew her a few years ago. she’s actually a nice person. and, to bum you all out, so is her dad. i suspect he’s fine with it…
nutopia
This girl is so fine. Prediction: Pennelope will be PMOY 2003