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Scrappleface Strikes Again

by John Cole|  January 30, 20035:17 pm| 3 Comments

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GOP Offers to Fund Mosely-Braun’s Presidential Bid

(2003-01-29) — The Republican National Committee (RNC) today offered to fully fund former Illinois Sen. Carol Mosely-Braun’s run for the 2004 Democrat presidential nomination. Ms. Mosely-Braun said she’s headed to Iowa to test the waters for such an effort.

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  1. 1.

    annie

    January 31, 2003 at 11:39 am

    a splinter group of the people who funded Gary Bauer last time around

  2. 2.

    Wylie

    January 31, 2003 at 5:14 pm

    Dude! Where do I sign up? She’ll shred those spineless white guys and leave Rev. $harpton in the dust – she’s a two-fer!

    I’m also planning on sending a healthy contribution to Cynthia McKinney’s Green Party campaign. Every little bit helps!

  3. 3.

    Lawrence Haws

    February 1, 2003 at 6:14 am

    Heh. That was great. As a born n’ bred Iowan, and current resident of IL who still remembers her shameless exploits as a senator of this state, I also support her candidacy for the democrat party’s nomination in 2004.

    As Wylie pretty much said, she can only help the greater cause.

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