Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Let’s show the world that autocracy can be defeated.

Let there be snark.

The new republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

‘Museums aren’t America’s attic for its racist shit.’

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

It’s a new day. Light all those Biden polls of young people on fire and throw away the ashes.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

It could be worse. Vance could have said “post-menopausal sows.” Waiting for that audiotape to surface.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

The frogs are rarely mistaken.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Another missed opportunity for Jamie Dimon to just shut the fuck up.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

This country desperately needs a functioning Fourth Estate.

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

We won’t go back.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

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New UN Resolution

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Scrappleface highlights the new UN Resolution authorizing force in certain circumstances:

–Saddam Hussein is photographed sitting astride a plutonium tipped ICBM with the words “To Russia, with Love” painted on it.

–Iraqi military officers are photographed launching a ship laden with clearly marked canisters of Sarin or VX. The bow of the ship must bear the words “Slow boat to China”

–Photographs prove that Iraqi SCUD missiles, bearing biochemical agents and emblazoned with the words “The French Connection,” are about to be launched.

Go read it all.

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