Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

In my day, never was longer.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

Petty moves from a petty man.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

Our messy unity will be our strength.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

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New UN Resolution

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Scrappleface highlights the new UN Resolution authorizing force in certain circumstances:

–Saddam Hussein is photographed sitting astride a plutonium tipped ICBM with the words “To Russia, with Love” painted on it.

–Iraqi military officers are photographed launching a ship laden with clearly marked canisters of Sarin or VX. The bow of the ship must bear the words “Slow boat to China”

–Photographs prove that Iraqi SCUD missiles, bearing biochemical agents and emblazoned with the words “The French Connection,” are about to be launched.

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