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Dude- You’re Getting A Lawyer

by John Cole|  February 10, 20031:20 pm| 2 Comments

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The Smoking Gun has the goods on the Dell dude. This was probably staged to give him street cred.

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    MonkeyPants

    February 10, 2003 at 9:28 pm

    Dude, you’re getting a cell!

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    February 10, 2003 at 1:59 pm

    Dude, you’re getting a bong!

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