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Party Like It is 1999

by John Cole|  February 12, 20035:41 pm| 1 Comment

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A wise group of men once said: “When the shit goes down, you better be ready.”

Layne is ready, and when the shit goes down, I am heading that way. I can bring some good, smooth Appalachian moonshine, run through the finest radiator in Mon. County, and some good, home grown tobacco. Whatcha say, Ken? Got room for me?

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