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What Is That I Hear?

by John Cole|  February 13, 20032:28 pm| 1 Comment

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I think it might be the Hallelujah Chorus. Drudge is reporting that Carol Moseley-Braun is forming an exploratory committee to run for President.

You never can tell with Moseley-Braun, though. She might just be broke and planning on raping her campaign funds for personal benefit again.

At any rate, this should be great for the GOP. Sharpton, Moseley-Braun- hell, was Mel Reynolds too busy to run this year? Think we can convince Nader to run?

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    Mike

    February 15, 2003 at 7:44 am

    Mel Reynolds? Given the way things are going for them lately, I think the most appropriate choice for the Dismal Dims might be Mel Brooks.

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