Via South Knox Bubba, the New Terror Alert coding system:
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.
Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.
They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.
Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.
Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!
Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!
Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.
But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.
Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.
There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.
This blog will pay for itself.
Tick tock motherfuckers!
The National Guard is not Batman.
Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.
Innocent people do not delay justice.
You cannot shame the shameless.
When I was faster i was always behind.
Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.
You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.
Democracy cannot function without a free press.
With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.
Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.
Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?
Beth
MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think younger children finding this site would think this was cool?
Doug
Hilarious!! Screw those people who don’t have a sence of humor…this is awesome.
Doug
Hilarious!! Screw those people who don’t have a sence of humor…this is awesome.
Darby Mills
I don’t think it is so funny, considering Younger children are terrified that they are going to possibly could die that my friend came from my six year old after the towers came down.
Darby Mills
Please let me correct my grammer,I don’t think it is so funny,since younger children in the united States are terrified that they could possibly die,and that statement came from my six year old,just after the tower’s came down. I don’t think that is so funny.
John
This is hilarious, I think people need to chill out, if you don’t have a sense of humor, stick to republican web sites.
Jennie L.
I don’t believe that it’s a matter of being rebublican, democratic, or “chillin” out. It’s called respect for human life. I think it’s very unfortunate that some were raised to believe that thousands of innocent men, women, and children lost they’re lives in this senseless terrorist attempt. Since some believe this is hilarious, perhaps you should be in Iraq.. Im sure there in need of a comedian, since there is “No war” going on over there, but there are still U.S. military coming back to the states in body bags every single day. Add one more too the list that thinks this is sick!
SkinnyBurrow
To claim somone who thinks this site is funny was ill bred, and then to conclude that the judegment of the site being based on good breeding is begging the question. Life is short , we will have a better time if we learn to laugh. Its a pity 6 year olds have to see their country being embroiled in a war based on false premises and now guilt for the victims of the logical errors of capital hill.