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Terror Alert Color Codes

by John Cole|  February 14, 20036:59 pm| 8 Comments

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Via South Knox Bubba, the New Terror Alert coding system:

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  1. 1.

    Beth

    March 20, 2003 at 10:27 pm

    MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think younger children finding this site would think this was cool?

  2. 2.

    Doug

    April 29, 2003 at 12:55 am

    Hilarious!! Screw those people who don’t have a sence of humor…this is awesome.

  3. 3.

    Doug

    April 29, 2003 at 12:55 am

    Hilarious!! Screw those people who don’t have a sence of humor…this is awesome.

  4. 4.

    Darby Mills

    December 6, 2003 at 7:29 am

    I don’t think it is so funny, considering Younger children are terrified that they are going to possibly could die that my friend came from my six year old after the towers came down.

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    Darby Mills

    December 6, 2003 at 7:37 am

    Please let me correct my grammer,I don’t think it is so funny,since younger children in the united States are terrified that they could possibly die,and that statement came from my six year old,just after the tower’s came down. I don’t think that is so funny.

  6. 6.

    John

    December 21, 2003 at 5:30 pm

    This is hilarious, I think people need to chill out, if you don’t have a sense of humor, stick to republican web sites.

  7. 7.

    Jennie L.

    December 26, 2003 at 12:41 am

    I don’t believe that it’s a matter of being rebublican, democratic, or “chillin” out. It’s called respect for human life. I think it’s very unfortunate that some were raised to believe that thousands of innocent men, women, and children lost they’re lives in this senseless terrorist attempt. Since some believe this is hilarious, perhaps you should be in Iraq.. Im sure there in need of a comedian, since there is “No war” going on over there, but there are still U.S. military coming back to the states in body bags every single day. Add one more too the list that thinks this is sick!

  8. 8.

    SkinnyBurrow

    June 12, 2004 at 3:00 am

    To claim somone who thinks this site is funny was ill bred, and then to conclude that the judegment of the site being based on good breeding is begging the question. Life is short , we will have a better time if we learn to laugh. Its a pity 6 year olds have to see their country being embroiled in a war based on false premises and now guilt for the victims of the logical errors of capital hill.

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