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Iron Mike

by John Cole|  February 18, 200311:15 pm| 4 Comments

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Just goes to show you that hitting rock bottom can take a while.

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  1. 1.

    David Perron

    February 19, 2003 at 6:20 am

    What makes you think he’s at rock bottom? Is he making snuff films yet?

  2. 2.

    Brian

    February 19, 2003 at 6:59 am

    I have much more faith in Iron Mike than you do. He can come up with MUCH worse than that.

  3. 3.

    Mac Diva

    February 19, 2003 at 9:50 pm

    Lord! Did anyone else notice his mouth? Surely, he still has enough money to get missing teeth replaced.

  4. 4.

    John Cole

    February 19, 2003 at 11:36 pm

    If I remember correctly, he was married to what were supposed to be decent, educated women. Shame none of it rubbed off and that they could not help him.

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