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This Would Be Funny…

by John Cole|  February 18, 20038:52 pm| 3 Comments

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By now, everyone has heard of the new plan by liberals to find a radio star to compete with Rush Limbaugh and the other right-wingers. Our intrepid reporter, ScrappleFace, has unearthed a memo detailing their plans:

1. Get marginally-famous people to host — comedians, “B-list” actors, defeated liberal politicians.

2. Get some “ideas” of our own. (Finance opinion polls to develop these.)

3. Find ways of describing our ideas that are not repugnant to freedom-loving people.

4. Try to sound more American. Play Star-Spangled Banner at start of show, or something.

5. If the above plan fails, make fun of how George Bush looks and talks.

How long before they are at step 5?

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  1. 1.

    David Perron

    February 19, 2003 at 6:20 am

    Too late. That’s where they started.

  2. 2.

    laria dalton

    February 20, 2003 at 11:31 am

    Like Fox et al don’t make fun of anyone who disagrees with them

  3. 3.

    David Perron

    February 20, 2003 at 11:49 am

    Examples, Laria?

    I won’t be too shocked if you haven’t any, and just made that up.

    But there is a difference between party-organized media shows and Fox. If you can’t see that, you’re beyond my help.

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