Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We will not go back.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

The lights are all blinking red.

If you’re gonna whine, it’s time to resign!

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

The words do not have to be perfect.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

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